adultdadfinder:

gayward-vagabond:

My favorite trope is “janitor in headphones continues cleaning through extreme action”

I’ve been the janitor in headphones and trust me it’s an act we just don’t wanna be involved in the nonsense

gayavatarstyle:

Aang, forming the Gaang: I need the best possible teachers of water-, earth- and firebending if I’m going to be ready to face the Fire Lord when the comet comes

Korra, forming the Krew: I need a beautiful genius girlfriend and a pair of just the SEXIEST himbos

hetstiel:

taylor swift and ed sheeran are inextricably linked in my mind because both of them do this thing over and OVER again where they release a song, and the first time i hear it on the radio i think to myself “oof, this one’s…. not very good. stale, no hook or catchy tune, lyrically flaccid, beatless and joyless. guess this one’s gonna be a Big Flop :/” sometimes the song is even legitimately annoying and Unpleasant to listen to, like it grates on my brain and makes me change the station. and then, without fail, the song rockets to the top of the charts and stays there for like 30 weeks, gets played on every radio station four times an hour for the next year and a half, eight million straight couples dance to it at their weddings,

And I end up knowing every word of the song without ever voluntarily listening to it

whatkindofanameistheresisty:

mulletlove:

bored. might swollow a kinder egg like a snake just because

This is what the FDA thought everyone would do if they allowed kinder eggs in America

pancakeke:

pancakeke:

I don’t know if any of you had the same experience as me, but I tried therapy when I was a teenager living in an abusive household and thought it was a waste of time. Ultimately my biggest problems (dad) were beyond my control and no amount of coping would make them better. Now that I’m an adult with actual control over my life and don’t live with my dad anymore therapy is MUCH more helpful.

If any of you had bad experiences with therapy when you were younger it may be worth it to try again now.

THE SAME GOES FOR MEDICATION!! I tried meds as a teenager and they were powerless to help much due to my living situation being horrible. I thought that meant medication didn’t work for me. Now that I’m out of that situation and trying agajn I can really see a difference.

shoeboxgoblin:

Rejection sensitive dysphoria is wild. Someone will be like “hey just so you know the thing you did was a little bit loud/uncomfortable/insensitive but it’s ok I know you didn’t mean it” and my brain will instantly translate “you should be shot”

conspiracy-mlm:

i think i might want to kiss your lips